For years, they warned me, “Wait til we get our HANES on you“. As a pubescent preteen of the 90′s, I couldn’t help but wonder what they meant, exactly. Was that a threat? With so much pent up anticipation, let’s be real: I couldn’t wait til they got their HANES on me! Now a big girl, I’ve readily and willingly handed my body over, and I couldn’t be happier.
To take it a step further, I should also mention I have a fetish for black undergarments — probably because they are slimming. Bra, socks, ‘hose, underpants — you name it. Otherwise known as my “Little Black Wardrobe”, I wear ‘em from gym to work and wherever else I go. They make me so happy — see!